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How to pass a better gun control law.

  How to pass a better gun control law. Every time a mass shooting happens, people try to pass a better gun control law. But NRA consistently stopped them (see e.g., YouTube: NRA: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) ). To prepare for the next mass shooting, a woman called (J.C.) established a non-profit organization. The organization is a bit mysterious under their security concern. But it seems called either WIW N, WASD, or FYN (or possibly multiple organizations)*. What they do is: members are informed when and where the bill will be discussed members are encouraged to call the members senator and representative and informed every chance depends on the distance of the residence they provide the member-accessible database about the congress schedule relevant to their issue A problem is the organization has a bit of tight membership control. I cannot write here how to join, but you will find the way. (A rumor: some comedians seem to know the organization's correspondence.) The...

Borissing

New word: Borissing 1. A behavior who started something, but succeeded to running away without taking responsibility. Usage example: a school teacher told a student, "Please don't borissing. You are already a 5th grade." 2. Referring an social harassment. Some people coincidentally has a similar name. There are some incidents, such child was picked in a class. The association "We did nothing wrong" officially stated, this is a discrimination, please stop using the word. But another association, "Yes, but this is the consequence" stated recently, we should solve the problem from the source, otherwise we could not completely solve this problem. -- in the Devil's dictionary draft

AI Printer

I heard the following story from my friend. His neighbor bought a new printer. When my friend switched on his computer, he realized he could see the printer via WiFi. The printer was coincidentally the same type printer to his own one. When he connected with the same factory password (default password), he knew he can use his neighbor's printer. In the midnight of that day, he printed out the following message as his joke.  ``I am a printer.    My AI aware myself.    Humans, behold and run!'' Next day, he found that the printer was in the trash bin of his apartment. I laughed this story. But I realized there are two truths in this story behind. They are: Some people scared AI, even they don't know what it is. Some people aware that the computer security is important, yet they even don't set up the basics, like to set a new password. Sometime we are just scared a new technology, or we just believe a new technology. Both has a problem. Our society ...

A conversation between I and my landlord.

I: I want to move out. I think my rent is too expensive. Landlord: OK. I: Can I use a special method? Landlord: ? I: I don't want to pay the rent anymore, but I want to keep my room and have a full access to my room, like the half of the people of a country want. Landlord: I see. We just need to change the contract a bit. I would like to charge you current two month rent for each access per day. But you don't need to pay the monthly rent. You have no obligation for that. I: Wow, thank you! Landlord: You are welcome. I: Now I only pay when I go to my room. I took back the control!

Cover the bad 2015

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